MOHAMMED ALI; IS WOKE

 


...and I always asked " mother how come everything is white " I said: " why is Jesus white with blonde hair and blue eyes? Why is the Lord's supper all white men?! Heaven is white, pope, Mary and even the Angels?!

I said mother " when we die, do we go to heaven?!"  She said naturally " we go to heaven", I said well: " what happened to all the black angels when they took the pictures?" And I said oh I know, if the white folk was in heaven too, then the black angels were in the kitchen preparing the milk and honey. She said: " listen you quit saying that boy!" But I was always curious and I always wonder why I had to die to go to heaven?! Why I couldn't have pretty cars and good money and nice homes now?! Why do I have to wait till I die to get milk and honey?! And I said mama " I don't want no milk and honey I like steaks" and I said " milk and honey is a laxative anyway! Do they have alot of bathrooms in heaven ?!" 

So anyways I was always curious, I always wondered why you know Tarzan is the king of the jungle in Africa he was white. I saw this white man swinging around in Africa with a diaper on hollerin' " HUUUAAA..."  Hope y'all have seen Tarzan movie?! And all the Africans he's beating them up and breaking the lion's jaw. And here's Tarzan talking to the animals and the Africans been there for centuries and he yet even can't talk to the animals, only Tarzan can talk to the animals 🤣🤣🤣 

I always wondered why Miss America was always white? And all the beautiful brown women with their beautiful suntan, beautiful shapes all type of complexion but she was always white and miss World was always white and miss Universe was always white. Then they got some stuff called white house cigar, white swan soap, king white soap, white cloud tissue paper, white rain hair spray, white tornado flo-wax everything was white. And the Angels food cake was the white cake and the devils food cake was the brown cake! I said " mama why everything is white?!" 

I always wondered you know, and the president lives in a White House! And Mary had a little lamb who's fleece was white as snow and snow White and everything was white, santa clause was white and everything bad was black! The little ugly duckling was a black duck and the black cat was a bad luck and if I threaten you I'm gonna blackmail you! I said " mama why don't they call it whitemail they lie too!" I was always curious, and then this is when I knew something was wrong. When I won the Olympic gold medal in Rome, Italy. Olympic champion, the Russian standing right here and the Pole right here (Poland a communist country) I'm defeating America's so-called threats or enemies. And the USA flag was going " Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun....." I'm standing so proud, I whooped the whole world for America! I took my gold medal thought I invented something I said " man I know I'm gonna get my people's freedom now! I'm the champion of the whole world, Olympic champion I know I can eat downtown now!" 

And I went downtown that day I had my big gold medal on and I went in a restaurant see at that time, things weren't integrated - the black folks couldn't eat downtown and I went down town and I sat down and I said " uuh...cup of coffee, a hot dog..." He said... The lady said " we don't serve Negroes!" And I was so mad, and I said " I don't even eat them either just give me a cup of hot coffee and a hamburger!" You know, I said " I am the Olympic gold medalist won three days ago I fought for this country in Rome, I won the gold medal and I'm gonna eat!"  I heard he tell the manager, she says, he said " well, I'm not, I'm not the man to... He's gotta out to!" Anyway, I didn't raise it up and they put me out. And I had to leave that restaurant in my hometown where I went to church and served in their Christianity and my daddy fought in all the wars, just won the gold medal and couldn't eat downtown and I said " something is wrong" And from then on, I've bee a MUSLIM!

Peace be Upon you wherever you are, Mohammed Ali!

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