DRINK BUT RETHINK YOUR DRINKING
I always have a drink or maybe a few. I am naturally and super weak when it comes to drinkin’, because probably two bottles of beer, one shot of scotch whisky and about two or three glasses of dry red wine gets me intoxicated, so, If you have enough drinks here is what it could do for you; It fogs your thoughts and takes away your clarity. It can make you say and do really dumb things that you regret but that stay in your memory storage forever. It creates exaggerated and negative emotions like jealousy, guilt, shame and blame. It makes you numb. It makes you forget things. It helps you sing off key and play your instrument sloppily. It takes away your muse and your guardian angels don’t know what the hell to do with you. It can make you silly, sloppy, slurry, slovenly, arrogant, annoying, abrasive, obnoxious, caustic, pathetic, intolerable, condescending, insulting and belligerent. Have I forgotten any adverbs or adjectives here?! Well, It helps you lie and exaggerate. It helps...